What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 03:58

Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Alex, C. Viper, Sagat and Ingrid announced for Street Fighter 6 Season 3 - EventHubs
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Still no good
South Korea’s Venus-focused cubesat advances as larger missions face NASA cuts - SpaceNews
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
High-Average, Low-Slugging Hitters Are Back, and Baseball Is Better for It - Sports Illustrated
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
The Full ‘Squid Game’ Season 3 Trailer Teases a Wild and Violent End - Gizmodo
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Full Money in the Bank results - WWE
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Michaels buys Joann brand, plans to expand crafting supply to meet demand - ABC News
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
There’s a simple solution to the Shemar Stewart impasse with the Bengals - NBC Sports
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.